mmm you smell good

2010-04-11T10:11:00.000-07:00

Time flys when your dry humpin your way through 3 pairs of cords. I believe I deserve a bitchen bike with 3 wheels and a spot for a friend. The sandbar is full of douches! you would think you would feel clean after bein around all those bitches booooy was I wrong!

question of the week

2009-11-22T21:35:00.000-08:00

For 30 million buckaroos would you do a horse? only stipulation is it has to be on the internet..

k I'm jus sayin

2009-11-16T20:51:00.000-08:00

marijuana side effectsTypical Marijuana Side Effects:

Enhanced cancer risk
Decrease in testosterone levels and lower sperm counts for men
Increase in testosterone levels for women and increased risk of infertility
Diminished or extinguished sexual pleasure
Psychological dependence requiring more of the drug to get the same effect
Sleepiness
Difficulty keeping track of time, impaired or reduced short-term memory
Reduced ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination,
such as driving a car
Increased heart rate
Potential cardiac dangers for those with preexisting heart disease
Bloodshot eyes
Dry mouth and throat
Decreased social inhibitions
Paranoia, hallucinations
Impaired or reduced short-term memory
Impaired or reduced comprehension
Altered motivation and cognition, making the acquisition of new information difficult
Paranoia
Psychological dependence
Impairments in learning and memory, perception, and judgment - difficulty
speaking, listening effectively, thinking, retaining knowledge, problem solving,
and forming concepts
Intense anxiety or panic attacks

Now might I add I HAVE SMOKED A TON OF WEED AND I KNOW A TON OF PPL WHO SMOKE IT NOW.. half of this shit is bullshit. now the good of marijuana..

1. There is not one known death as a result of marijuana -- can't say that about alcohol or even coffee.

2. Marijuana smokers are better drivers, representing less than .5% (that's half a percent) of traffic violations. Studies show that people who smoke marijuana prior to driving are more likely to obey traffic rules and drive the speed limit and are less likely to exhibit road rage.

3. Marijuana smokers do not tend to be alcoholics. There is something in the way the THC interacts with the brain that reduces natural impulses to over imbibe.

4. In addition to easing cancer symptoms, it is an aid in Parkinson's, Crones Disease, and Multiple Sclerosis. (antispasmodic properties)

5. It improves/diminishes dyslexia.

6. Prior to Mydol, marijuana was routinely prescribed for "female" problems and as a way to prevent miscarriage. (antispasmodic properties)

7. Marijuana eases IBD/IBS better than any pharmaceutical. (antispasmodic properties)

8. It naturally relieves stress, the #1 killer in the Western world.

9. It is a sleep aid as well as an anti-depressant

10. It accentuates creativity and creative thinking. Sir Isaac Newton, Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Ernest Hemingway, Sir Winston Churchill, Sister Theresa, Walt Disney, and Albert Einstein (to name just a few) were known to enjoy their ganja.

11. Ask any cancer or chemo patient what wonderful things it does.

12. It relieves glaucoma

13, Improves "out of the box" thinking (such as logic puzzles).

14, Approximately 33% of MENSA members smoke, so that is pretty good company (MENSA is an organization for people whose IQ is in the top 2% of intelligence).

15. It is a profitable, recession-proof endeavor to cultivate it.

16. Nobody has ever beat the crap out of their wife or kids while stoned.

The following was cut and pasted from Wikipedia:

Cannabis is established to help with
Nausea and vomiting, anorexia, and weight loss.
Cannabis is well-confirmed in treating
spasticity, painful conditions, especially neurogenic pain, movement disorders, asthma, glaucoma.

Many other conditions are also indicate cannabis for relief or treatment, but are less confirmed.

Clinical trials conducted by the American Marijuana Policy Project, a pro-cannabis organization, have shown the efficacy of cannabis as a treatment for cancer and AIDS patients, who often suffer from clinical depression, and from nausea and resulting weight loss due to chemotherapy and other aggressive treatments.[71] A synthetic version of the cannabinoid THC named dronabinol has been shown to relieve symptoms of anorexia and reduce agitation in elderly Alzheimer's patients.[72] Dronabinol has been approved for use with anorexia in patients with HIV/AIDS and chemotherapy-related nausea. This drug, while demonstrating the effectiveness of cannabis at combating several disorders, is more expensive and less available than "pot" and has not been shown to be effective or safe.[73]

Glaucoma, a condition of increased pressure within the eyeball causing gradual loss of sight, can be treated with medical marijuana to decrease this intraocular pressure. There has been debate for 25 years on the subject. Some data exist, showing a reduction of IOP in glaucoma patients who smoke marijuana,[74] but the effects are short-lived, and the frequency of doses needed to sustain a decreased IOP can cause systemic toxicity. There is also some concern over its use since it can also decrease blood flow to the optic nerve. Marijuana lowers IOP by acting on a cannabinoid receptor on the ciliary body called the CB receptor.[75] Although marijuana is not a good therapeutic choice for glaucoma patients, it may lead researchers to more effective, safer treatments. A promising study shows that agents targeted to ocular CB receptors can reduce IOP in glaucoma patients who have failed other therapies.[76]

Medical marijuana is also used for analgesia, or pain relief. It is also reported to be beneficial for treating certain neurological illnesses such as epilepsy, and bipolar disorder.[70] Case reports have found that cannabis can relieve tics in people with obsessive compulsive disorder and Tourette syndrome. Patients treated with tetrahydrocannabinol, the main psychoactive chemical found in cannabis, reported a significant decrease in both motor and vocal tics, some of 50% or more.[77][78][79] Some decrease in obsessive-compulsive behavior was also found.[77] A recent study has also concluded that cannabinoids found in cannabis might have the ability to prevent Alzheimer's disease.[80] THC has been shown to reduce arterial blockages.[81]

Another potential use for medical marijuana is movement disorders. Marijuana is frequently reported to reduce the muscle spasms associated with multiple sclerosis; this has been acknowledged by the Institute of Medicine, but it noted that these abundant anecdotal reports are not well-supported by clinical.

now lets pick a drug your government said this is okay for you to take..... HOW ABOUT ABILIFY. I JUST SAW THE COMMERCIAL HERE ARE THE SIDE EFFECTS

Abilify Side Effects

These less common Abilify side effects include but are not limited to:

Anemia
Vertigo (a spinning sensation)
Tinnitus (ringing in the ears)
Low thyroid (hypothyroidism) or high thyroid (hyperthyroidism)
Gas
Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
Hemorrhoids
Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS)
Canker sores
Gallstones
Yeast infections
Arthritis
Carpal tunnel syndrome
Kidney stones
Impotence, also known as erectile dysfunction or ED (see Abilify Sexual Side Effects)
An increased or decreased sex drive
Acne
Eczema
Hair loss (see Abilify and Hair Loss)
Varicose veins.
High blood sugar
Increased thirst
Frequent urination
Extreme hunger (see Abilify and Diabetes)

Large or rapid weight gain
Suicidal thoughts
High blood pressure (hypertension)
Dizziness or fainting when going from a sitting or lying-down position to standing
Feelings of internal restlessness or jitteriness
Any abnormal muscle movements (these movements can become permanent if Abilify is not stopped quickly)
A painful erection of the penis that does not go away (priapism)
Signs or symptoms of neuroleptic malignant syndrome, which can include:

A high fever
Stiff muscles
Confusion
Irregular pulse or blood pressure
An increased heart rate (tachycardia)
Sweating
Irregular heart rhythms (arrhythmias)

Signs of an allergic reaction, including:

Unexplained rash
Hives
Itching
Unexplained swelling
Wheezing
Difficulty breathing or swallowing.

Headaches -- in up to 30 percent of people
Anxiety -- up to 20 percent
Insomnia -- up to 19 percent (see Abilify and Insomnia)
Nausea -- up to 16 percent
Constipation -- up to 13 percent
Vomiting -- up to 12 percent
Dizziness -- up to 11 percent.

Some other common side effects (occurring in 2 percent to 10 percent of people) included:

Indigestion or heartburn
Drowsiness
Shakiness (tremors)
Weight gain (see Abilify and Weight Gain)
Restlessness
Fatigue
Dry mouth (see Abilify and Dry Mouth)
Joint pain
Throat pain
Blurred vision
Abdominal pain (stomach pain)
Pain
Cough
Nasal congestion
Increased salivation
Swelling or water retention in the arms, legs, or feet.

Thats just one thats okay for you to take... BUT don't smoke weed. don't use hemp for all it benefits it has to offer. let's not tax this plant to help out or nations money problem.. THE US GOVERNMENT IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING HACKS!!

the good ole days

2009-11-16T20:30:00.000-08:00

what happened to them? you see a cute girl, walk over to her,, WHAM! club her in the head and take her back to your cave.. now that says love to me.. OH he must of got his club from jared I can tell from that lump..

oh did I mention

2009-11-16T19:16:00.000-08:00

I hate the government!

Shake Weight Parody

2009-11-15T19:24:00.001-08:00

a must for everyone!

I'm an idiot!!

2009-11-15T18:49:00.000-08:00

So now that the saturday night haze is clearing up parts of my night are returning to me.. So in my drunkin fun I took off my hat and some girl put it on her head. Now instead of flirting shamelessly with her instead! I took that hat right off her head and said don't touch and put it back on the table and went back to whatever I was doin. your lookin at him folks the worlds biggest idiot. for a boy whos lookin for a girl to kick it with sure doesn't know how to read signs...

alright a lil help here

2009-11-15T17:02:00.000-08:00

What is the exact amount of a butt load? Now the first thing that comes to MY mind is about 2 tablespoons lol GROSS! but then my sister explains butt load as about 12 parsons cookies and my mother explains it as a bag of chocolate chips.. so I'm confused??

ah the wknd

2009-11-15T10:39:00.000-08:00

TEE! I'm sorry for bitting your finger last night u shouldn't have put it by my mouth tho. I blame you! I was hungry. TO all I drunk text last night let's not worry about that. I just wanted a perp hug maybe a perp kiss.. but instead I passed out so let's just end that conversation now.. (tell next week of course) ahhhhh what a great wknd!!

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2009-11-13T15:23:00.001-08:00

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2009-11-08T19:42:00.002-08:00

All that typing and I didn't save it,hmmmmmmmmm. well! what I really would like to know is? Do girls really get excited when he goes to jared? honestly if she's sayin jared when ----> I <----- as in me <------- are givin my lady a ring I would like her to say my name and not jared's.. jus sayin is all..

A new something just popped into my brain. I call it theeeeeeee PERP HUG.. its when you give a girl one of those creepy hug's kinda like that creepy uncle that likes to hug you all the time.. morgan's meaning.. oh shes not cute! I'll give her a perp hug, she wont want another.. okay done for a bit

so

2009-11-08T19:42:00.001-08:00

DID YOU HEAR?!

2009-10-29T20:12:00.000-07:00

Creed got back together! They have come forth to shed more talented song for us. yes! I mean how could you not like them? tight leather pants, unbuttoned shirt's long flowing locks of pure fabio-iskness I'm willing to bet they have a corn dog sponsor too. So after waxin each other down and combing each others hair they can fuck each other with a beef stick with batter, ketchup anyone?

HOOKERS AND BLOW!

mmm you smell good

question of the week

k I'm jus sayin

the good ole days

oh did I mention

Shake Weight Parody

I'm an idiot!!

alright a lil help here

ah the wknd

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DID YOU HEAR?!