I'm an idiot!!

So now that the saturday night haze is clearing up parts of my night are returning to me.. So in my drunkin fun I took off my hat and some girl put it on her head. Now instead of flirting shamelessly with her instead! I took that hat right off her head and said don't touch and put it back on the table and went back to whatever I was doin. your lookin at him folks the worlds biggest idiot. for a boy whos lookin for a girl to kick it with sure doesn't know how to read signs...